Some people seriously cant take a joke. The roomate and I have has this inside joke going back and forth for some time making fun of Trainwreck and her picture whoring ways. This morning, I wake up and The Roomate said that the trainwreck had spelled something wrong on her aim away message. Being the incessant bitches we are, the roomates decides to display the trainwrecks shortcomings. Ha ha, a few people got what we were going for. Other people had no idea. That's not the joke here.
Actually the joke didnt happen yet, but thats neither here not there...yet. So, today I come back from class and peacefully sign on to facebook. I went to check the trainwreckes picture count. Only when I did, I see that I have been blocked by her on facebook. Sweet. That really doesnt impose a problem, I know plenty of people who can give me the number. The roommate and I put weekly bets on when we think the number will break 2,000. The closet one do the date of it happening wins. So far neither one of us has won. But it will happen. Im not sure if The Trainwreck has deleted The Roomate from facebook and AIM, I guess we will have to see later when The Roomate gets home.
But for as far as the joke goes, this one hopefully will be for the record books. One day when Trainwreck is out of the apartment (I am good friends with Trainwrecks roomate, The Wife), I plan on leaving her an upper-decker. For those of you who are un-aware of what an upper-decker is, I will explain. An upper-decker is when you drop a deuce into the top tank portion of someones toilet. The next time they flush, they will have brown, sloppy, chunky pieces of your shit swimming around in their toilet. The beauty of this timeless prank is that Trainwreck is such a clueless waste of life, that she will have no idea what happened, how to fix it, or what to even do. If I had to put money on it, I would guess she will just think the toilet is backing up. Glorious.
The next part to my plan is freezing her car doors shut. That is simply, quick, and highly effective at this time of year. Tonight when we have our harsh winter conditions displayed once again, I plan on going outside with my bathroom garbage can full of water and slowly dumping it all over her car. Classic.
Some of you are probably thinking that I have a vendetta out there for this girl and that she probably doesnt warrant it. If that is you, fuck off and take a joke. Someone needs to teach this girl a lesson. Or at the very least, ruin her day.
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