You "cum"plete me.

So we're sitting around drinking. At this present moment, actually. And I have to need to create this post. The three of us have been sitting here, Myself, The Roomate, and Peaches. And of course, when bitches be drinking, the subject normally turns to sex.

So we go around telling each other intimate details. And then The Roomate lets it slip. She told Peaches and myself that she has never let her boyfriend cum in her mouth.

Beep beep beep. Back the truck up. She has never, in two years, let her boyfriend cum in her mouth. Forget having this girl swallow your load. She hasnt even let jizz enter her sacred orifice. This is simply unacceptable. Poor B-2. I feel bad for him. I like the guy, really, I do. I had no idea The Roomate didnt let this happen.

Needless to say, both Peaches and I used our trickery and told her she needed to swallow. She promised she would try.

Men should bow down and thank me sometimes.